Zombie Apocolypse

I'm pretty sure it's happening soon.
I keep having dreams about the undead and their upcoming attack on the world as we know it.
Take shelter folks. Take shelter.
Upon driving to work the other day, I saw a rusty turned over motor bike AND a large black trash bag, filled with God knows what, along the side of the road.
"So what?" you might say, but think about it.
Think about it.
I think the dreams are trying to tell me something. I am often caught in some type of condemned building, sometimes with Andrew, but ALWAYS with our 5 cats. Lorelai often takes zombie form but in the dream, I can't come to terms with the reality that she has turned. She's already kind of a bitch in real life. There have been moments when she is the only one in the room and then suddenly it's one of the other cats and she's gone. To explain this phenomenon, we have deduced that she has a closet of cat suits hiding somewhere within the house. Possibly underground. This being said, I can't even imagine what she would be like as part of the undead. 
We think the mere threat of an arising zombie apocalypse is why our cat Phoebe never blinks. (Either that or she's been watching too much Doctor Who.)
I often wonder if Andrew himself has gone to the dark side. He often sings and talks to himself in a monotone voice and he's constantly eating tums which have lots of calcium. So I think he might be trying to keep his bones from becoming too brittle and breaking, therefore revealing his true identity of working under cover for the zombie clan. Not to mention , being a zombie himself. 
Or maybe I'm just paranoid and have been watching too many zombie TV shows and movies. (I can't seem to not watch Zombieland whenever it's on because I love me some Jessie Eisenberg. He's what I want Michael Cera to be...).
Come to think of it, I watch a lot of crime shows too so that could possibly explain my heightened suspicion with the random garbage bags on the side of the road. Maybe they're really filled with trash and not body parts...and I guess zombies aren't smart enough to bag up their victims.
But you never know.
You. Never. Know.
Or perhpas my fear stems from the fact that should I be turned into a zombie, what would I do? I'm a vegetarian and eating flesh (animal or human) is just gross.However,  it would be cool to be able to do my own rendition of Michael Jackson's Thriller, as long as I didn't have to wear a red leather jacket.
All I'm saying is to keep a lookout. Zombies or no zombies...the world is a scary place.
Don't even get me started on the manatees.....